Tonnes and tonnes of crocs spotted this past week whilst ive been in France- so many I bet i’ve outnumbered Dominic!
Childrens blue ones spotted on a french kid in some lame perfume factory thing in Grasse, France. ^^
These red ones seen in Cannes- supposedly a stylish place but the amount of crocs I saw as I walked out of the car park might lead me to a different decision…? ^^
These below also seen a few minutes later in Cannes…
I hate crocs and also cruggs
There was a time when Crocs were just a simple shoe which nurses wore due to comfort. That was fine. I mean Steel toe cap boots arent cool, but hey noone ever said they were, they’re functional so it’s all good. Then something in the middle classes happened to make them think CROCS are cool, so they bought them, then they thought i know, lets buy them for our whole family, and lets put “jibbitz” on them too. These people were idiots. THEN they combined them with another phenomena – UGGS, aka PUFF BOOTS. Which are apparently unisex, believe me i saw a man wearing them once. He looked like an idiot. Then some smart middle class person combined crocs with Uggs to make CRUGGS. this guy is clearly the biggest idiot the world has ever known.
We can therefore assume two things from this scientific study
1. Crocs are gay
2. Middle class people are idiots
3. Men who wear uggs are hilariously uncool
4. People will buy anything if they think everyone else is.
In conclusion. we hate crocs!
what up with that?! why would such a nice place actually have a crocs shop…
army crocs are the new big thing!
all croc haters need these
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WE HATE CROCS
mock crocs perhaps?
these were definitely official tho…
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