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High heeled crocs!!! No way! And what idiot would pay $50 for them too?!
NOT SO MUCH!
http://holeys.com/intl/faq#FAQ_73
More proof you should never wear them! I quote:
‘More recently, a child’s foot was caught in an escalator while wearing Crocs’. So dont do it! This might just happen if you do…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHBwi_CGQ-k
And no this does not constitute as a justifiable reason to wear rubbish holeys instead!!
After a tip off from Abby that Primark now sell crocs (or imitations ones anyway), I think we can console ourselves with the fact that market saturation is near.
After a short shopping trip with our genuine fakechel and ending up in Satan’s own shop (aka Primark) I had the pleasure seeing Crocs for the masses…
Then I stumbled upon these…. HOLEYS
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH PEOPLE???! In fact these guys are in competition with each other over patents to make the things!
So will we see Crocs on feet next year? will they stay forever? we all hope not…
(on a side note check out the terrible puns on the Holeys site!)
ahhh so many pairs! and they’re not even real crocs- enter crappy imitation ‘dinoes’.
plus weird eastern european guy selling them too.
eww!
definitely NOT endorsed by bruce
These 2 spotted Sunday afternoon in Marks & Spencer London Colney- definetely the place for some standard croc wearing characters.
Current score? I have no idea. Im bumping my numbers up from France…so I say Eleanor- 40.
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The world needs you too. Help rid us of crocs. (But not all of them cos Dominc and I still need to continue the competition…)
Conversation between 2 friends:
Exactly what I would have done…
Moral of this story: never wear crocs.
Reputation drops even lower (as if he wasnt already an idiot)…
George W Bush wears them WITH SOCKS!!!
We hate crocs.
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